Stiknakbig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent wyrm.

Stiknakbig created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiknakbig, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Stiknakbig, she will turn you into a dog.

Stiknakbig's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Stiknakbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Never write about moons.