Milgup is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ill-tempered squirrel.

Milgup created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Milgup, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Milgup, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Milgup's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Milgup's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Milgup on top of important buildings.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never wear orange scarves.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not stand on grass.