Tipbopfat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, weak yak.

Tipbopfat created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Tipbopfat, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tipbopfat, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tipbopfat's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Tipbopfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Never write about archaea.

3. Never feed lots of garlic to snails while wearing blue corsets.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.