Pasyiksid is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, compassionate dugong.

Pasyiksid created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasyiksid, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pasyiksid, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Pasyiksid's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Pasyiksid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. You must pray to Pasyiksid eight times a day.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never wear hats.