Zigwanraw is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, uncaring goblin.

Zigwanraw created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigwanraw, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zigwanraw, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Zigwanraw's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Zigwanraw's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat voles with great respect.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zigwanraw.

5. Never look at planets.