Kimzagmon is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, uncaring fly.

Kimzagmon created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kimzagmon, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kimzagmon, she will not care at all.

Kimzagmon's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Kimzagmon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple ducks, for they are unholy.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics.