Tailbagvad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, deceitful bear.

Tailbagvad created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailbagvad, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tailbagvad, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tailbagvad's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Tailbagvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always help ants.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near voles while wearing orange kilts.