Nartanarp is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, proud fairy.

Nartanarp created humankind three million years ago.

If you believe in Nartanarp, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nartanarp, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nartanarp's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Nartanarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark matter.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never feed limes to tortoises while wearing shirts.

5. Always take life seriously.