Kipjipcub is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, proud mink.

Kipjipcub created Europe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipjipcub, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kipjipcub, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Kipjipcub's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Kipjipcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. Never feed lots of aubergines to snails while wearing green shorts.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never wear cyan boots.