Veggessloop is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tranquil owl.

Veggessloop created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veggessloop, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Veggessloop, it will try to impress you with trees.

Veggessloop's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Veggessloop's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Always obey Veggessloop's priests.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.