Fitzankip is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring chicken.

Fitzankip created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fitzankip, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fitzankip, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fitzankip's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Fitzankip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. You must pray to Fitzankip five times a day.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.