Habgatfed is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, duplicitous cow.

Habgatfed created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habgatfed, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Habgatfed, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Habgatfed's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Habgatfed's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

2. Never think about optics near doves while wearing white shorts and balancing four copper spheres on your feet.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Never talk about manatees.

5. Do not speak about pineapples.