Bimflagpog is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, prudent raven.

Bimflagpog created Mount Everest five million years ago.

If you believe in Bimflagpog, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bimflagpog, he will jump up and down on your head.

Bimflagpog's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bimflagpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bimflagpog.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Never eat peanuts.