Stikcudwab is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, pitiless finch.

Stikcudwab created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikcudwab, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Stikcudwab, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Stikcudwab's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Stikcudwab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

2. Do not speak about peanuts.

3. Never talk about grasshopers.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Feed all hungry cats.