Wegspag is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, grumpy weasel.

Wegspag created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Wegspag, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wegspag, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Wegspag's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Wegspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks.

2. Never sprint in the presence of manatees.

3. Hide if seven hamsters approach from the west.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Hide from pink snails for they are unholy.