Stannullcap is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unthinking horse.

Stannullcap created Africa three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stannullcap, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stannullcap, he will turn you into a puffin.

Stannullcap's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Stannullcap's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three cats approach from the south.

2. Never run in the presence of aardvarks.

3. Never write about special relativity.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.