Pomxucvol is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, strong duck.

Pomxucvol created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomxucvol, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pomxucvol, she will destroy your home planet.

Pomxucvol's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Pomxucvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always help grasshopers.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.