Pithunbam Titsanyik Fidvangut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, strong ferret.

Pithunbam Titsanyik Fidvangut created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pithunbam Titsanyik Fidvangut, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pithunbam Titsanyik Fidvangut, she will turn you into a slug.

Pithunbam Titsanyik Fidvangut's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Pithunbam Titsanyik Fidvangut's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Pithunbam Titsanyik Fidvangut must be the most important thing in your life.