Zigbamgan is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, pitiless cow.

Zigbamgan created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zigbamgan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zigbamgan, it will be mildly annoyed.

Zigbamgan's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Zigbamgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat figs.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never feed peas to hamsters while wearing green stockings.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not listen to music.