Timgetnut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fussy naga.

Timgetnut created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Timgetnut, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Timgetnut, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Timgetnut's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Timgetnut's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Timgetnut.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Timgetnut in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not speak about melons.

4. Do not kill snails.

5. Always pray immersed in water.