Lagpit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, strong crocodile.

Lagpit created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagpit, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lagpit, she will cry a lot.

Lagpit's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Lagpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Lagpit.

5. Do not shave your back.