Sawegveen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, compassionate yak.

Sawegveen created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Sawegveen, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sawegveen, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Sawegveen's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Sawegveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. Never think about quantum gravity.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.