Hubbotcid is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fast pig.

Hubbotcid created humankind seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubbotcid, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hubbotcid, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Hubbotcid's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Hubbotcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

2. Never hurt capybaras.

3. Never bounce in the presence of foxes.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

5. Never wear fawn coats.