Betcibtetti is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, impressive naga.

Betcibtetti created a Higgs boson four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betcibtetti, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Betcibtetti, it will turn you into a tree.

Betcibtetti's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Betcibtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. You must love Betcibtetti.

3. Worship no other gods but Betcibtetti.

4. Betcibtetti must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.