Vinbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, calm tortoise.

Vinbiss created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Vinbiss, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vinbiss, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Vinbiss' most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Vinbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. You must pray to Vinbiss nine times a day.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.