Nabvin is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, conceited whale.

Nabvin created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabvin, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nabvin, she will not care.

Nabvin's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Nabvin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Nabvin in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never pour water over plants.