Tagyog Latladyarp is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tiresome penguin.

Tagyog Latladyarp created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagyog Latladyarp, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tagyog Latladyarp, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tagyog Latladyarp's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Tagyog Latladyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.