Fosstarglarg is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, generous
goose.
Fosstarglarg created vertebrates three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fosstarglarg, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Fosstarglarg, he will turn you into a rock.
Fosstarglarg's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Fosstarglarg's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Always help sick horses.
3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Never go into magenta rooms.
5. Never paint your chest gray.