Bogsasmit is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, duplicitous cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bogsasmit created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogsasmit, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bogsasmit, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bogsasmit's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bogsasmit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange nematodes for they are unholy.

2. Do not take Bogsasmit's name in vain.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always help dolphins in need.