Cibbapflap is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, fast raccoon.

Cibbapflap created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibbapflap, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cibbapflap, he will cry a lot.

Cibbapflap's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Cibbapflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cibbapflap.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always help sick tortoises.