Cibbapflap is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, fast
raccoon.
Cibbapflap created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cibbapflap, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Cibbapflap, he will cry a lot.
Cibbapflap's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.
Cibbapflap's Holy Commandments1. Always wear yellow.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cibbapflap.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Always help sick tortoises.