Stipbunfen is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unjust dove.

Stipbunfen created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipbunfen, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stipbunfen, she will throw large rocks at you.

Stipbunfen's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Stipbunfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near snakes while wearing purple trousers and balancing four titanium spheres on your head.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Run away from red seals, for they are unholy.

5. Do not speak about strawberries.