Saktalsat is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, dishonourable newt.

Saktalsat created time and space three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saktalsat, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Saktalsat, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Saktalsat's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Saktalsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never feed parsnips to ants while wearing gray boots.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.