Sandranfas is a god.
She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, deceitful
camel.
Sandranfas created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sandranfas, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Sandranfas, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Sandranfas' most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Sandranfas' Holy Commandments1. Always help cats in need.
2. You must never eat bread.
3. You must love Sandranfas.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Always pray immersed in water.