Bemarmnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, contented beaver.

Bemarmnarl created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemarmnarl, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bemarmnarl, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bemarmnarl's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bemarmnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three moths approach from the north.

2. Run away if six mice approach from the west.

3. Never paint your back pink.

4. Feed all hungry badgers.

5. Never go into gray rooms.