Hoglarngetrutjapguplopdad is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fast gerbil.

Hoglarngetrutjapguplopdad created humankind six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hoglarngetrutjapguplopdad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hoglarngetrutjapguplopdad, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hoglarngetrutjapguplopdad's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Hoglarngetrutjapguplopdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about geese.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Hoglarngetrutjapguplopdad on top of all buildings.