Dogbogbut is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, humorless wasp.

Dogbogbut created the universe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogbogbut, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dogbogbut, she will strike you with lightening.

Dogbogbut's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Dogbogbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Put Dogbogbut first in all things.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never talk about fire.