Jattamfom Gilominfum is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, weak elephant.

Jattamfom Gilominfum created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jattamfom Gilominfum, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jattamfom Gilominfum, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Jattamfom Gilominfum's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Jattamfom Gilominfum's Holy Commandments

1. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Never wear white shoes.

4. You must love Jattamfom Gilominfum.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.