Gunmeghenkop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, almighty hydra.

Gunmeghenkop created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gunmeghenkop, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gunmeghenkop, it will destroy your home solar system.

Gunmeghenkop's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Gunmeghenkop's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cucumbers.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never eat onions.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never feed limes to whales while wearing skirts.