Nibgupdut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, tranquil newt.

Nibgupdut created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibgupdut, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nibgupdut, he will ignore you.

Nibgupdut's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Nibgupdut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near shrews while wearing white jumpers and balancing four tin spheres on your neck.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism.

5. Erect six nickel sculptures of Nibgupdut on top of important buildings.