Nibcusszodtom is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, annoying camel.

Nibcusszodtom created a charm quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibcusszodtom, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nibcusszodtom, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Nibcusszodtom's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Nibcusszodtom's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six frogs approach from the south.

2. Always help snails in need.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.