Cebsannan is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-assured gerbil.

Cebsannan created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebsannan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cebsannan, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Cebsannan's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Cebsannan's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always treat shrews with great respect.

5. Never laugh near grasshopers.