Aftaploop is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ill-tempered goat.

Aftaploop created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Aftaploop, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Aftaploop, it will turn you into a frog.

Aftaploop's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Aftaploop's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Aftaploop.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Never hurt birds.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.