Sanbugwotgof is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witty toad.

Sanbugwotgof created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanbugwotgof, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sanbugwotgof, it will have a low opinion of you.

Sanbugwotgof's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Sanbugwotgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Never talk about photosynthesis.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.