Lapkomdid is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, astonishing unicorn.

Lapkomdid created a bottom quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Lapkomdid, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lapkomdid, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Lapkomdid's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Lapkomdid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Lapkomdid in the centre of the settlement.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not eat bread.

5. Erect nine tin sculptures of Lapkomdid on top of important buildings.