Fobwegsid is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, capable
crab.
Fobwegsid created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fobwegsid, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Fobwegsid, it will turn you into a blue tit.
Fobwegsid's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Fobwegsid's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Put Fobwegsid first in all things.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Fobwegsid on top of all buildings.
5. Never think about solid mechanics.