Pitgidbog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, thoughtless pig.

Pitgidbog created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pitgidbog, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pitgidbog, he will not care at all.

Pitgidbog's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Pitgidbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to birds while wearing corsets.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

5. Do not take Pitgidbog's name in vain.