Pitgidbog is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, thoughtless
pig.
Pitgidbog created the world five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Pitgidbog, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Pitgidbog, he will not care at all.
Pitgidbog's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Pitgidbog's Holy Commandments1. Never feed bread to birds while wearing corsets.
2. Do not shave your face.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Always treat dolphins with great respect.
5. Do not take Pitgidbog's name in vain.