Dusslopgupjin is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, vain hare.

Dusslopgupjin created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dusslopgupjin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dusslopgupjin, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Dusslopgupjin's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Dusslopgupjin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.