Dusslopgupjin is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, vain
hare.
Dusslopgupjin created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dusslopgupjin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Dusslopgupjin, it will say rude things about you at parties.
Dusslopgupjin's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.
Dusslopgupjin's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.
4. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.