Nillkonsom is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthinking
dryad.
Nillkonsom created everything that exists eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nillkonsom, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Nillkonsom, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Nillkonsom's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Nillkonsom's Holy Commandments1. Never think about gravity near moths while wearing gray rings and balancing eight titanium spheres on your chest.
2. Squirrels are not to be trusted.
3. Never talk about moons.
4. Never mention snakes.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.