Bitkompang is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, awe-inspiring
finch.
Bitkompang created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bitkompang, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Bitkompang, he will turn you into a giant slug.
Bitkompang's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.
Bitkompang's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Never laugh in holy places.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Never hurt foxes.