Gonfigdan is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omniscient skunk.

Gonfigdan created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Gonfigdan, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gonfigdan, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gonfigdan's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Gonfigdan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always help whales.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Gonfigdan in the centre of the settlement.